So it’s pretty clear the internet has been out to get me these past couple days. I’ve had this post in the drafts for awhile because I couldn’t add photos. Well, today it has a photo! I might have missed Weekly Wishes, but today you get to meet Carl! I got the questions from Amanda at Notes From A Newlywed, she did this post a while ago and it was hilarious. I’ve been saving it up for a rainy day (or no internet day I guess).
Me: What is the name of my blog?
Him: I don’t know. Just kidding. Something Winnderful!………You’re writing exactly what I say?! You butt.
Me: What do I typically write about?
Him: *snort*laugh* uhm….God. Food? And Gatsy. And things people shouldn’t do in certain scenario’s.
Me: Anything else?
Him: *panicface* Healthy living….and setting goals for yourself! And asking questions of other people, like “what would you like to do in this scenario?”
Me: What’s a popular fashion item for women right now?
Him: What do you mean, like article of clothing or accessory?
Him: Uhm. Like among college bitches or the real world? (I laugh) I’m serious.
Me: At this point anything.
Him: Uhm. (mumbles) Something popular.
Me: We’re moving on, this is taking too long.
Me: Why do women go to the bathroom together?
Him: To gossip. And share secrets about how weird they really are, they just don’t want to tell anybody.
Me: What do you know about Pinterest?
Him: I know you’re obsessed with it and you color coordinated it and it’s a bunch of stuff where you look at picture and “pin” them. And that’s it’s secretly created by a man so that women will learn how to cook, clean, and stay in shape.
Me: If you could have any job what would it be?
Him: Hmm…probably like, international, like, travel reviewer. You know? Where I like travel the world and write about how good everything was there and get paid to do it.
Me: What about me?
Him: Having the world’s most successful blog and maybe a non proft organization.
Me: What’s the best place to shop for women?
Him: Women, or my woman?
Me: Uh, both.
Him: Time out, you really want me to say it?
Me: Idk, answer and we’ll see.
Him: I was gonna and say AdamandEve.com for you and just the mall for other women.
Me: What does YOLO stand for?
Me: YOLO stands for friendshp?
Him: What? Oh YOLO? I thought you said Yellow. YOLO is you only live once.
Me: What about OOTD?
Him: I’ve only known this two weeks, but outfit of the day!
Me: What is our favorite thing to do together?
Me: What do I do when I’m home alone?
Him: Phh..oh God…play on your computer for hours, make Gatsby love you more than me and sleep, because I work nights.
Me: And what do you do when you’re home alone?
Him: BAhahha uhhh wow. Watch tv. Play on the computer. Sleep. Eat a lot of snacks.
Me: What is my favorite activity?
Him: Sleeping, haha. Ok, maybe not your favorite, but your most crucial. Getting out of this house probably. Hiking!
Me: What do women keep in their purse?
Me: What’s my favorite accessory?
Him: (Looks at me) I would say your earrings. And your damn wedding ring haha.
Me: What celebrity would you let me have a free pass with?
Him: Can I watch?
Me: Eh, that depends.
Him: On what?
Me: I don’t know. Just answer.
Him: If yes, then Emma Watson, if no, then I guess whoever your favorite is.
Me: That would be, hmm, probably Joseph Gordon Levitt.
Him: Joseph Gordon Levitt? Really?
Me: Yeah. Oooh or Ryan Reynolds.
Him: You don’t think he’s too much of a douche?
Me: No, I don’t think he is. He seems nice. And funny. And ripped.
Him: And obsessed with his own body, he would check himself out more than you.
Me: What celebrity would you like to have a free pass with?
Him: First off we’ve agreed I get more than one, and you already know.
Me: Emma Watson and Emma Stone?
Him: You know it.
Me: What’s an acceptable amount to spend on a makeup item?
Him: Pfft oh God. $10.
Me: What’s an acceptable amount to spend on a dress?
Me: What is your favorite trait about me, not physical?
Him: Your….(really long pause)….uhhhh…I’m trying to think of the word. Patience! Your patience with me.
Me: You had to think reeeeallly hard about that.
Him: Well, just because I thought of so many so I couldn’t pick one and then I thought about how to put up with me when I’m having a bad day and when I’m messing with you.
Me: Okay honey.
Me: What’s my favorite TV show?
Him: Uhm. South Park/anything on HGTV. Which is why I love you.
Me: Who is a current celebrity “it” couple?
Him: I don’t wanna say…..ha.
Me: You gotta answer.
Him: Shoot me in the face. Sigh. Kanye and Kim, Kimye!
Me: Anything else you’d like to say?
Him: I love you and even though I tease you a lot and correct your grammar, I’m really proud of everything you do on your blog. I’m also really happy I’m going to be on it!
Me: Now you’re just sucking up to my readers.
Him: No I’m not.
Me: Ok honey.
Well…that’s my man haha.