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So it’s pretty clear the internet has been out to get me these past couple days.  I’ve had this post in the drafts for awhile because I couldn’t add photos.  Well, today it has a photo! I might have missed Weekly Wishes, but today you get to meet Carl!  I got the questions from Amanda at Notes From A Newlywed, she did this post a while ago and it was hilarious.  I’ve been saving it up for a rainy day (or no internet day I guess).

Meet Carl-the man behind Something Winnderful

Me: What is the name of my blog?
Him: I don’t know. Just kidding. Something Winnderful!………You’re writing exactly what I say?! You butt.

Me: What do I typically write about?
Him: *snort*laugh* uhm….God. Food? And Gatsy. And things people shouldn’t do in certain scenario’s.

Me: Anything else?

Him: *panicface* Healthy living….and setting goals for yourself! And asking questions of other people, like “what would you like to do in this scenario?”

Me: What’s a popular fashion item for women right now?
Him: What do you mean, like article of clothing or accessory?

Me: Either

Him: Uhm. Like among college bitches or the real world? (I laugh) I’m serious.

Me: At this point anything.

Him: Uhm. (mumbles) Something popular.

Me: We’re moving on, this is taking too long.

Me: Why do women go to the bathroom together?
Him: To gossip. And share secrets about how weird they really are, they just don’t want to tell anybody.

Me: What do you know about Pinterest?
Him: I know you’re obsessed with it and you color coordinated it and it’s a bunch of stuff where you look at picture and “pin” them. And that’s it’s secretly created by a man so that women will learn how to cook, clean, and stay in shape.

Me: If you could have any job what would it be?
Him: Hmm…probably like, international, like, travel reviewer. You know? Where I like travel the world and write about how good everything was there and get paid to do it.

Me: What about me?
Him: Having the world’s most successful blog and maybe a non proft organization.

Me: What’s the best place to shop for women?
Him: Women, or my woman?

Me: Uh, both.

Him: Time out, you really want me to say it?

Me: Idk, answer and we’ll see.

Him: I was gonna and say AdamandEve.com for you and just the mall for other women.

Me: What does YOLO stand for?
Him: Friendship.

Me: YOLO stands for friendshp?

Him: What? Oh YOLO? I thought you said Yellow. YOLO is you only live once.

Me: What about OOTD?
Him: I’ve only known this two weeks, but outfit of the day!

Me: What is our favorite thing to do together?
Him: MarioKart/Eat

Me: What do I do when I’m home alone?
Him: Phh..oh God…play on your computer for hours, make Gatsby love you more than me and sleep, because I work nights.

Me: And what do you do when you’re home alone?
Him: BAhahha uhhh wow. Watch tv. Play on the computer. Sleep. Eat a lot of snacks.

Me: What is my favorite activity?
Him: Sleeping, haha. Ok, maybe not your favorite, but your most crucial. Getting out of this house probably. Hiking!

Me: What do women keep in their purse?
Him: Everything.

Me: What’s my favorite accessory?
Him: (Looks at me) I would say your earrings. And your damn wedding ring haha.

Me: What celebrity would you let me have a free pass with?
Him: Can I watch?

Me: Eh, that depends.

Him: On what?

Me: I don’t know. Just answer.

Him: If yes, then Emma Watson, if no, then I guess whoever your favorite is.

Me: That would be, hmm, probably Joseph Gordon Levitt.

Him: Joseph Gordon Levitt? Really?

Me: Yeah. Oooh or Ryan Reynolds.

Him: You don’t think he’s too much of a douche?

Me: No, I don’t think he is. He seems nice. And funny. And ripped.

Him: And obsessed with his own body, he would check himself out more than you.

Me: What celebrity would you like to have a free pass with?
Him: First off we’ve agreed I get more than one, and you already know.

Me: Emma Watson and Emma Stone?

Him: You know it.

Me: What’s an acceptable amount to spend on a makeup item?
Him: Pfft oh God. $10.

Me: What’s an acceptable amount to spend on a dress?
Him: $60

Me: What is your favorite trait about me, not physical?
Him: Your….(really long pause)….uhhhh…I’m trying to think of the word. Patience! Your patience with me.

Me: You had to think reeeeallly hard about that.

Him: Well, just because I thought of so many so I couldn’t pick one and then I thought about how to put up with me when I’m having a bad day and when I’m messing with you.

Me: Okay honey.

Me: What’s my favorite TV show?
Him: Uhm. South Park/anything on HGTV. Which is why I love you.

Me: Who is a current celebrity “it” couple?   
Him: I don’t wanna say…..ha.

Me: You gotta answer.

Him: Shoot me in the face. Sigh. Kanye and Kim, Kimye!

Me: Anything else you’d like to say?
Him: I love you and even though I tease you a lot and correct your grammar, I’m really proud of everything you do on your blog. I’m also really happy I’m going to be on it!

Me: Now you’re just sucking up to my readers.

Him: No I’m not.

Me: Ok honey.

Well…that’s my man haha.
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  • This was such a fun post to read! I’m sorry you’ve been having some internet troubles, but this post gave me a much needed laugh (okay, a few of them) this morning, so thanks! 🙂

    • SomethingWinnderful

      I’m glad you liked it, I loved reading your post with your boyfriend! It’s so funny. The blogging world means nothing to them, everything they have to say is always a surprise.

  • BAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

    i love all of this.

  • I love this!!! I might have to borrow these questions, too! 🙂

    • SomethingWinnderful

      I’m glad you enjoyed this! Definitely go ahead and use the questions, let me know if you post an interview! Every one I’ve read has always been hilarious.

  • This is so funny! Thanks for sharing it. I don’t even know how my husband would answer some of these questions! Or maybe I do…. I should try it!

  • This is adorable!! hahha! I’ve had my boyfriend write a post or two on my blog, but this is just awesome!

  • That was hysterical and you two are adorable! I might save these questions for the future, too, except I’m not sure I could convince my husband to sit through answering them…

    • SomethingWinnderful

      I’m glad you enjoyed it! You should totally interview your husband, they’re one of my favorite posts to read. Maybe you can just sneak interview him, like only ask him two or three questions at a time haha.

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  • So…yellow stands for friendship? Wha?! Haha, these man answers are ALWAYS hilarious.

  • Jen

    This cracks me up! What a guy!!!!

    PS: Ryan Reynolds for me too…

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